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  • JazzByTheBay
    09-13 02:01 PM
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    SAN JOSE WAS THE BEGINNING, DC WILL BE A HUGE MILESTONE!
    (San Jose rally pictures and videos, and Aman's messages from Milpitas, CA meeting can be found at http://morejazzbythebay.wordpress.com (http://morejazzbythebay.wordpress.com/))

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    cheers, and see ya'll in DC!
    jazz

    Simple answer to so many questions..."Should I attend the rally?" "will this make a difference?" "Will I have to mae up my day off?"..etc! No matter what your questions are, here's the answer: JUST COME! Come on guys! We need you! Please come and help, we wouldn't ask if your presence weren't so important!!! We ask because we know this will greatly benefit you!

    Do it out of moral convictions. ATTEND BECAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO!!!





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  • shishya
    04-30 11:18 AM
    Hi,
    I am lost trying to find information on this.

    Here's the situation for adding my wife to my I-485 application (we are from India). We DO have her 100% correct birth certificate we got issued last month.

    However, since the issue date on it is April 2011, our lawyer insists that we need affidavits from her parents as well (perhaps to avoid RFEs). Further the lawyer insists that the Foreign Affairs Manual for India states that these be sworn in front of a first class magistrate of India.

    When her parents went to the local court and request the first class magistrate, the court officer is demanding that we have a sealed copy of the requesting authority (USCIS) that clearly states that a first class magistrate's signature is required!

    Questions:
    (i) Is the affidavit supposed to be sworn in front of first class magistrate? Even if we have a corrected birth certificate?? Or can it be signed by an 'Executive Magistrate' or maybe even just notarized??
    (ii) If yes, did someone else face a similar issue?
    (iii) If yes, is there a USCIS document I could send to satisfy their demand?

    I did try to find a USCIS document but all it states is that ... IF the birth certificate is unavailable ... then "sworn affidavits" need to accompany non-availability certificate from a competent local government authority.

    Please advise :(

    PS: FYI, they went to the Palghar court in Maharashtra, India.





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  • ushkand
    09-20 11:29 AM
    First off, the chances of you being denied an H1 renewal are zero to none unless ofcourse you or your attorney made a error on your application (incorrect fees etc).

    For argument purposes, if your H1 is denied you could always fall back on your EAD. Denial of H1 does not invalidate your I-485 as long as your "JOB" is still present. Now your entire status is dependent on your AOS application. If you AOS (485) is denied you would have to leave the country.

    If your H1 is renewed, you can stay in the US for the entire period of its validity even if your I-485 application is rejected/denied.

    As always, take all advice given on a message board with a grain of salt and consult an attorney.





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  • martinvisalaw
    06-11 04:52 PM
    Hi Attorneys,

    Recently I have filed my H1B petition . However due to some emergency I need to quit my current organisation (Company A) who has sponsored the H1B . My questions are :

    1. Would there be any adverse effect if in future Company B files H1B for me ?
    2. What generally happens if I file H1B and am not able to attend the interview ?
    3. Is there any way Company A can revoke the H1B petition after I resign before H1B interview ?

    Would appreciate a quick a reply .

    1. There shouldn't be any negative consequences if you change from one H-1B employer to another. People do this all the time.

    2. What "interview" do you refer to? If you mean a visa interview at the consulate, you should cancel if you cannot attend.

    3. Company A can and should withdraw the H-1B petition once you leave the company. This should not affect you getting new H-1B status, assuming there is no major gap between leaving Company A and Company B filing the new petition.



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  • Blog Feeds
    09-13 05:20 PM
    Good News for Our Citizenship clients. More than 9,000 candidates will become new citizens during 63 special ceremonies hosted by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) in recognition of Constitution Day and Citizenship Day on Sept. 17. As part of this celebration, USCIS is partnering with the National Park Service (NPS) to hold naturalization ceremonies at 22
    national park sites across the country Sept. 13-24 under the theme, "Embrace Citizenship -
    Experience America Through Your National Parks."

    Highlights for this year�s celebration include a Sept. 15 ceremony for 25 new citizens at the
    foot of General Grant's Tree, the largest giant sequoia in the General Grant Grove section of Sequoia-Kings Canyon National Park in Three Rivers, Calif. This grand park was named in
    1867 after Ulysses S. Grant, the 18th president of the United States.

    Other national parks ceremonies will also be held at the Grand Canyon, one of the country�s
    oldest national parks; Homestead National Monument, which commemorates the Homestead
    Act of 1862 granting free land to citizens and new immigrants; and the Herbert Hoover
    National Historic Site in Iowa. The citizenship process (http://www.h1b.biz/lawyer-attorney-1131862.html) has been described as a ritual which is "meaningful for many immigrants" and similar in some respects to a "first communion" or "bar mitzvah".




    More... (http://www.visalawyerblog.com/2010/09/san_diego_citizenship_attorney.html)





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  • Tommy_S
    05-11 02:32 AM
    Titles are completely unreadable.



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  • redford
    12-02 11:02 PM
    My cousin is getting married to a US citizen in February 2009. I want to get information about K3 visa for spouse of US citizen. My questions are:

    1. I have heard that it takes long time to get K3 visa, is that true?
    2. If the above statement is true then what other visa option is best for her, visitor or fiance visa (K1 visa)?
    3. Is it necessary that immigrant visa petition (greencard) is in process before applying for K3 visa?

    Thank you all in advance for your help!!!!





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  • sunofeast_gc
    11-17 12:48 PM
    BTW, the easiest way to get back to H4 status is by reentering the country using H4 visa. For which, you will have to maintain H1 status, if you want her to have H4 status in the future.

    I think she/he can change status from EAD to H4 without reentering the country...There is something like change of status ....I am not sure about it...Experts can comments further...



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  • tdasara
    03-28 08:29 AM
    Since Senate passed the CIR bill last year, is it necessary for the Senate to pass a bill again this year?

    If the House manages to pass CIR this year, wouldn't a committee (Senate & House members) meet and chalk of the difference and come to a common ground?





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  • GooblyWoobly
    05-05 01:45 PM
    Can you get a SSA benefit if you don't have a GC? Isn't that a Catch 22?



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  • freddyCR
    March 2nd, 2005, 06:30 AM
    Thanks...it gave me some work both, when taking it and post processing it, on account of the contrasting light conditions, but it came out quite alright.





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  • sriforyou
    10-06 11:44 AM
    Hello friends,

    I am on L1B and working in US for last 3 1/2 years. My L1 visa will expire in Jun 2011. In between another company is ready to sponsor H1B for me and it will file it in April 2010. So here are my questions.

    1. From when i can start working with new company on H1 ? From Jun 2010 (after getting H1 approval) or will have to wait till Oct 2010 ?

    2. What will be the duration of my new H1B visa, considering i already used 4 years of my L1 ? Is it 6 years or only 2 years ?

    Thanks for your expert advice.
    -Srini



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  • vbkris77
    03-03 11:03 PM
    Quick survey to findout how many people like the idea of having their passports restamped here in USA and avoid all the surprises and shocks. This doesn't need any legal fixes. It is a convenient measure for everyone. Besides it was an old practice that was stopped for "security" reasons or some crapp. It is a small step but helps with any cases like family emergency or some urgent business need to travel abroad.

    Based on the poll results and suggestions, we can comeup with a strategy to address the issue.





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  • DDLMODES
    07-09 10:03 PM
    Come on guys. 130 views and nobody has an opinion on this ??



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  • rajuram
    01-01 02:58 PM
    I was hoping there would be some motivation from the IV core team for "mere mortals" like me...to keep us going in the new year...





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  • vactorboy29
    09-21 03:20 PM
    For us it took @ 104 days to get AP approved.

    Receipt Date - 04 June 2010
    Aprroved Date 17 Sep 2010

    Still i am wating on EAD,EAD was applied same time.We had RFE on June 22 resubmitted now system showing June 25 receipt date.



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  • Voetsjoeba
    01-12 06:38 AM
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  • PD_Dec2002
    08-07 08:17 PM
    500 dollar question.

    LUD: Last Updated Date.
    RD: Received Date
    AD: Approval Date

    Just being proactive here and telling u all the 'dates' so that u done open a new thread for the other ones tomorrow. ;-)

    To add to your list...

    ND: Notice Date
    AP: Advance Parole
    EAD: Employment Authorization Document
    GC: Green Card
    WFRD: Waiting Forever for Receipt Date
    ASSSNRD: Applied for Social Security Still No Receipt Date
    SGFBINC: Stuck in Goddamn FBI Name Check
    GGCF: Got Green Card Finally
    GGCFTOTC: Got Green Card Finally...Too Old To Celebrate
    GGCFSUSBSS: Got Green Card Finally...Since US Born Son Sponsored.

    Thanks,
    Jayant





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  • rkdnc9
    08-20 02:46 PM
    gcdreamer, sina,

    thanks for the quick resp. this is my first H1 and so I don't have any stampings on my passport yet.

    Thanks once again.

    -rkdnc9





    maxy
    02-25 11:34 AM
    got few answers ... searching from other sites.

    I-130 does play a role, when applying for visitors visa. but that doesnt disquialify anyone from getting visa. you have to show string ties to your country and provide enough evidence that you will come back. there are cases where they hv granted 10yrs multple visas !!





    dkann
    10-22 01:12 PM
    Thanks, Greenways. After seeing your post I called my attorney right away. The office assistant informed me that my 140 has been approved on August 27th 2008 and sent me a copy of the approval notice.:):):):):):):)

    My dirty employer has been hiding this fact from me for the past two months. I have been waiting all these days, hoping that my I140 will be approved one day, checking case status almost daily etc. I am really really mad now. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad:

    CRIS still shows that my case status as application received and pending, although there was a soft LUD on august 27th on my 140 application, which is the approval date of my 140. I failed to understand the meaning of the soft LUD at that time, but now I know. So, my dear friends, do not rely on CRIS for updates. Please check with your employer/attorney to get the latest status.



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