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  • ragz4u
    04-26 11:59 AM
    http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/04/20060425-8.html


    THE PRESIDENT: I want to thank the members of the United States Senate for joining on a very important discussion, and the discussion was how to get a comprehensive immigration bill out of the United States Senate.
    I will report to the American people that there is a common desire to have a bill that enforces the border, a bill that has interior enforcement -- in other words, a bill that will hold people to account for hiring somebody who is here illegally -- but a bill that also recognizes we must have a temporary worker program, a bill that does not grant automatic amnesty to people, but a bill that says, somebody who is working here on a legal basis has the right to get in line to become a citizen.

    http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/04/images/20060425-8_d-0218-250h.jpg (http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/04/images/20060425-8_d-0218-515h.html) I thank the members, both Republicans and Democrats, for taking on this really hard, hard assignment. It's important that we reform a system that is not working. It's important that we uphold the values of the United States of America. It's important that we treat people with dignity.
    And I strongly believe that we have a chance to get an immigration bill that is comprehensive in nature to my desk before the end of this year.
    And again, I want to thank both the Republicans and Democrats for the spirit of hard work. I particularly want to thank Senator Kennedy and Senator McCain for taking the lead on this important bill on the floor of the United States Senate. And I assured the members that I look forward to working with them as they try to get a bill out of the Senate by Memorial Day and into conference.
    Thank you all.





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  • tdasara
    03-28 08:29 AM
    Since Senate passed the CIR bill last year, is it necessary for the Senate to pass a bill again this year?

    If the House manages to pass CIR this year, wouldn't a committee (Senate & House members) meet and chalk of the difference and come to a common ground?





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  • sujijag
    09-29 01:32 PM
    I see this online Update in my Approved I-140. What does it mean ? Just curious..
    Post-Decision Activity

    On December 15, 2008, we mailed you a notice that we have approved this I140 IMMIGRANT PETITION FOR ALIEN WORKER. Please follow any instructions on the notice. If you move before you receive the notice, call customer service at 1-800-375-5283.

    For approved applications/petitions, post-decision activity may include USCIS sending notification of the approved application/petition to the National Visa Center or the Department of State. For denied applications/petitions, post-decision activity may include the processing of an appeal and/or motions to reopen or reconsider and revocations.





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  • billvor
    10-13 10:00 AM
    Question closed.
    Yesterday my wife got six email with acceptance confirmation and case numbers (though I am principal applicant and we did file six forms with three G-1145 each with different email)



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  • liorsal
    01-03 12:09 PM
    does anyone know if IV core will push to get the 485 relief (ability to file without visa number availeble) and what is the chance to get it befor of until the 15/february?.





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  • milind70
    04-08 08:03 PM
    I assume u r returing US worker i.e means that ur just getting ur H1B extended in that case u can choose any consulate in your home country.i recently got stamped at New Delhi Embassy but my consulate is Mumbai.
    Since I could not get dates for Mumbai consulate during my visit to India even though i paid my fees at HDFC mumbai branch. it should not matter as long as u pay your fees and u r a returning worker.



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  • sneha.shah
    05-05 12:55 PM
    Hello,

    I am planning to file H1 petition through a sponsor . I am having questions for h1 duration and initial h1 approval time, here is my details :
    I am on L1 right now and my L1 stay in US is :
    Apr'07 - Dec'07 - 9 months
    Jan'08 - Mar'09 - Was in india
    Mar'09 - till date - ~13 months.
    Now my questions are :
    1) If I apply for h1, how much time I can stay on h1 considering L1 stay as well ?
    2) How much time initially h1 could be approved before doing h1 extension for another 3 years ?

    I would appreciate your help, Thanks in advance.





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  • good idea
    06-02 05:45 PM
    1) From the day your current one expires


    2) Recent court ruling is that even if it is beyond 240 days from day your current one expires, your status is valid as you are waiting for decision. You can search for this, I read it couple of months back. Or seniors may confirm this.



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  • zedric03
    08-04 11:47 PM
    How are you calculating the border right now? Are you simply taking the size of the image and subtracting a few pixels?


    uhm... sorry but i don't even know how to increase the width of the virtual border... :ne:

    if there is a way to calculate the virtual border just to increase the width of it, please teach me..... thanks!





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  • kanaihya
    09-28 03:19 PM
    They don't update the online status often..some time years ..i talked to IO regarding this issue..they said, they don't have enough resources ...I also suggested to make them the "Online Status Check" to "Offline Status Check " ..No worry..Lets all take oath, not to check this online...I don't do it..



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  • Becks
    03-30 07:55 PM
    You can change the job peacefully using AC21 since your 485 is pending for more than 6months. Your labor position/location etc doesnt mater. Your current employer cannot do anything but you need to get a copy of labor and I140 from him to use AC21. Also your next job should be same or similar to the one in the labor certification. Hope this helps.





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  • njboy
    10-02 08:07 AM
    L1 visa is granted to people who have worked in the home country for the sponsoring company before coming to US. So, if you have worked in XYZ bangalore, you can get an L1 from XYZ to come to US. However, you are obviously working in the US for your present employer, so how could you have worked for the other company in the home country (Example - India)??



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  • p7810456
    10-24 05:15 PM
    Hi guys,
    I understand that after getting your 45day letter your case will be in the BEC database and will be processed in order.

    Now I just saw people on this forum with PD Aug 2003 got approved 10/17.
    and I know a friend with pd oct 2003 got approved in April.

    Suppose that the guy got approved 10/17 was input to the system after the other luckier guy, the most conservative estimation is now pd Aug 2003 is being processed.

    Anybody heard of any later PD being approved recently? from DBEC?

    I'm just thinking, if we share the pd/approval information on this forum we'll have better estimates about our cases and have a somewhat less stressful life.

    Thanks.

    Some of my friends, whose PD is in early 2005, got approvals from DBEC recently!





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  • Ram_C
    02-14 12:46 PM
    Hi ,

    howmany days will it take by USCIS to give decision once after we submit all relevant documents for I140 RFE.

    Center-TEXAS

    Thanks


    usually 1 to 2 weeks (atleast in my case it was 1 week),
    hey, but again never forget that you are dealing with USCIS, they are consistent in being inconsistent.

    good luck and hope you get your I-140 approved soon. :)



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  • leo2606
    01-07 12:54 PM
    LUD means basically nothing.

    I got FP done, got EAD and got Ap by October 2007. I have 3 LUDs each on mine and my wife's 485 since 01/04/2008.I just called TSC and the IO said no change in the case.





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  • go_guy123
    07-21 01:20 PM
    one lawyer whom I spoke with says it is still ok...basically they need senior applicants in their field who has done some supervisory work and can do managirial work..I don't know how much it is true.

    Yes its true. Since 2008 Canada has been tightening the skilled immigration rules and has now restricted to mainly educated or worked in Canada or few occupations only.
    Recently even Alberta has tightened the provincial program as well.



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  • lfadgyas
    11-24 08:55 AM
    Not sure about what can you do by yourself � in this situation would contact some immigration attorney.
    More than likely you need to file Motion to reopen (and gain some time)� otherwise you would end up in a one way street �-however not sure about who will need to file (you or your father)? Also not sure about what would be the basis for filing such a case .

    Deportation � Since (I assume) you are in the US legally since 98 even if they start the deportation process probably you can file for some relief (I guess if you are here for 7 or 10 years -legally! -then in a case like that there could be some way to avoid deportation, but this would not be automatic).
    I would consult with a immigration lawyer....





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  • niklshah
    09-23 07:45 PM
    this looks only for family class is there anything for poor EB class?





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  • diptam
    07-10 09:20 AM
    Guys/Gals,

    Do you know that if i become a named Plaintiff in 485 fiasco lawsuit and the lawsuit drags for a Year ( just vague timeline) does that imapairs my ability to file a fresh new 485 application if my PD becomes CURRENT ?

    I'm also assuming that USCIS would not return my Package sent on July 2nd since i'm the middle of a live lawsuit as a plaintiff.

    Thoughts ? Knowledges ?

    Thanks,
    Diptam

    http://www.murthy.com/ailf_lawsuit.html





    kadarm
    12-12 06:10 AM
    My I-140 is applied during Jan 2007 under EB2 category. My LCA says Masters with 24 months experience amd alternative as Bachelors with 5 Yrs experience. As per the processing time updates, they are processing March 21st 2007. I don't see any updates other than Case is pending.

    What should I do to get this processed?. Should I call customer service and ask for SR?

    Thanks for your help !!!





    corba
    08-09 06:52 PM
    My LCA for H1B extn for 6 years is approved on July 15. But still my company lawyer is not ready to file the extn. He keeps on saying that I didn't get the approval notice from DOL, It's certified online only, So without physical approval document, I cannot proceed.

    Guys, Since it's certified already, Can he get a LCA detail and print using his account from iCert?

    I also checked the online status in iCert (he gave me the case No), the status says certified.

    So in this How long DOL took to send the physical copy of LCA?

    Since my H1B is expiring October, I need to file extn ASAP. My company lawyer is not helpful ...

    Your replies are much appreciated ....



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