carbon
03-12 06:25 PM
Today I found my frustration transform into creativity.. so I've created this program (instead of doing some actual wrork) for you to enjoy!
Life of an American
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live(){
while(1){
work();
money = earn();
enjoy(money - taxes + government_benefits);
}
}
Life of H1B Worker:
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live(){
visa = getVisa();
while(1){
if(visa == valid){
work();
money = earn();
money = money - send_some_home - save_some - taxes
- visa_expenses - travel_expenses; /// - immigration_voice_contributions; :)
if(money > 0){
if(PD == CURRENT && talented_spouse_not_on_H4){
enjoy(money);
}
else{
spend(money);
suffer();
}
}
}
if(you_want_to_travel){
stamping();
}
if(isVisaGoingToExpire()){
if(renew(visa) == failed)
goto the_end;
}
if(laid_off)
goto the_end;
}
the_end:
pack_your_bags();
go_home();
}
sub enjoy(){
buy_a_house(money);
buy_a_new_car(money);
go_on_a_vacation();
jump_jobs_like_a_kangaroo_or_start_your_own_compan y();
get_promotions();
}
sub suffer(){
no_raise();
no_hope_for_promotion();
let_them_exploit_you();
cant_do_long_term_planning();
watch_others_progress();
predict_visa_bulletines();
check_visa_bulletines();
check_immigration_voice_dot_com_every_day();
blame_everybody_except_yourself();
}
sub renew(){
if(visa.age > 6){
if(aproved_I140){
visa_expiration_date += three_years;
}
else if(approved_labor){
visa_expiration_date += one_year;
}
else
return failed;
}
return passed;
}
sub stamping(){
go_home();
wait_in_line(hours);
talk_to_snobs_at_the_embassy();
show_same_documents_thousands_of_times();
return;
}
Life of an American
========================================
live(){
while(1){
work();
money = earn();
enjoy(money - taxes + government_benefits);
}
}
Life of H1B Worker:
========================================
live(){
visa = getVisa();
while(1){
if(visa == valid){
work();
money = earn();
money = money - send_some_home - save_some - taxes
- visa_expenses - travel_expenses; /// - immigration_voice_contributions; :)
if(money > 0){
if(PD == CURRENT && talented_spouse_not_on_H4){
enjoy(money);
}
else{
spend(money);
suffer();
}
}
}
if(you_want_to_travel){
stamping();
}
if(isVisaGoingToExpire()){
if(renew(visa) == failed)
goto the_end;
}
if(laid_off)
goto the_end;
}
the_end:
pack_your_bags();
go_home();
}
sub enjoy(){
buy_a_house(money);
buy_a_new_car(money);
go_on_a_vacation();
jump_jobs_like_a_kangaroo_or_start_your_own_compan y();
get_promotions();
}
sub suffer(){
no_raise();
no_hope_for_promotion();
let_them_exploit_you();
cant_do_long_term_planning();
watch_others_progress();
predict_visa_bulletines();
check_visa_bulletines();
check_immigration_voice_dot_com_every_day();
blame_everybody_except_yourself();
}
sub renew(){
if(visa.age > 6){
if(aproved_I140){
visa_expiration_date += three_years;
}
else if(approved_labor){
visa_expiration_date += one_year;
}
else
return failed;
}
return passed;
}
sub stamping(){
go_home();
wait_in_line(hours);
talk_to_snobs_at_the_embassy();
show_same_documents_thousands_of_times();
return;
}
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draino
04-15 11:30 AM
Second one.... the nice weather brought this one out!
Enjoy!
Wayno
Enjoy!
Wayno
martinvisalaw
06-15 05:07 PM
I hope this helps
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toosunneo
02-02 11:01 AM
You are right. The attorney thought that my sixth year ended in August 2010. Glad I don't have to travel outside of US. Thanks for the response.
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ivjobs
11-11 10:14 AM
Such hard times are good times for becoming entrepreneurs who in turn provide more jobs for those who lost their livelihood
http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/ivstartup/
http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/ivstartup/
H1bslave
10-19 09:09 AM
thanks for info, however the news says about illigal but I feel better after your input. All I got to do now is find someone **** and claim GC :)
its applicable to everybody...if ur victim of a crime...u can get gc too.
its applicable to everybody...if ur victim of a crime...u can get gc too.
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Leo07
06-09 01:50 PM
Any attorneys opinion? or people who were in similar situation?
remember, it's not my entire company being sold to another company. Only a fraction of company( a division) is being sold along with the assets( people,stuff etc).
remember, it's not my entire company being sold to another company. Only a fraction of company( a division) is being sold along with the assets( people,stuff etc).
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jamsumfarray
10-27 10:38 AM
Hi
My gc was filled in nov 2002 from newjersey which has gone to the backlog center in philly....no news after my 45 day letter which i got in june ....
1.I was wonderign if i could change my lawyer now ...and if i could change my gc processing from non rir to rir ?
2.What the odds of changing from non rir to rir?
3.And my gc is filled in eb2 catergory..
4.if i need to change lawyer is it possible?as my lawyer the present one is not exp enough and makes many mistakes ...?
urgent reply nneeded..
thanks
My gc was filled in nov 2002 from newjersey which has gone to the backlog center in philly....no news after my 45 day letter which i got in june ....
1.I was wonderign if i could change my lawyer now ...and if i could change my gc processing from non rir to rir ?
2.What the odds of changing from non rir to rir?
3.And my gc is filled in eb2 catergory..
4.if i need to change lawyer is it possible?as my lawyer the present one is not exp enough and makes many mistakes ...?
urgent reply nneeded..
thanks
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sriramkalyan
02-24 08:26 AM
2 weeks ago i closed 30 year fixed ..I didnt face any issue ..Right now my mortgage held by Fannie. I got a good deal though i am on H1B!
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thomachan72
05-17 11:10 AM
GREEEEEAAAT NEWS. THESE ABUSERS NEEED TO BE BROUGHT INTO LIGHT. However, I feel they should increase the cap based on marked requirement. If one qualified person is recruited properly (following required advt), has the proper qualifications, and is proposed to be paid adequately----MY friends in senate and wherever--WHY SHOULD THERE BE A CAP RESTRICTING SUCH A WORKER???? Take away the cap completely and scruitinize the applications / employers more stringently. This stupid cap gives the USCIS / govt a false sence of security that everybody coming through is qualified and good. Once the cap goes, each application would be scruitinized better.
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willIWill
12-10 03:29 PM
Visa Bulletin for January 2010 (http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_4597.html)
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gc_nebraska
01-08 02:53 PM
Nope ! EB-2 India
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J Mancilla de la Cruz
11-16 10:40 AM
Hello! I am a new member in Iowa--Des Moines. I work for a company called Proteus, Inc. and we help migrant and immigrants in areas of health, education, job placement, etc. I have also joined for personal reasons- my husband and I are "in the process." Through this chapter I hope to establish great ties and increase my understanding of immigration issues.
Have a great day all!
Have a great day all!
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lazycis
10-19 01:22 PM
I have a similar timeline - applied for LC in February 2002, got approval in December 2003, filed I-140 in February 2004, I-485 in March 2004. Currently filing for my fifth EAD! The USCIS not only tortures the whole family (it's a common practice that name check is pending only for primary applicant) but makes us to pay for the wait! My son was born around the time we filed for adjustment of status, he will go to school soon but we are still not sure whether we will be allowed to stay. We cannot plan ahead and open education funds for our children. My wife cannot go to college, as she is not eligible for in-state tuition discount. Needless to say, I am forced to sacrifice my career as the whole thing is dragging for 5+ years and I have to work at the same position to keep GC process alive. I've got MCSD certificate and outgrew my position long ago. I cannot quit my job and found a new business.
The USCIS explains the delay by national security interests, but the national security requires the very opposite - speedy processing of the background checks.
The USCIS explains the delay by national security interests, but the national security requires the very opposite - speedy processing of the background checks.
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summerpolice
03-18 10:55 AM
I think my employer is not willing to sponsor the process due to some reasons.
Is there any other way of processing the Green card.Can i initiate it myself along with a lawyer
Is there any other way of processing the Green card.Can i initiate it myself along with a lawyer
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Lasantha
11-06 01:48 PM
Hello,
Can someone tell me about the final interview for the EB based GC process.
1) Does everyone get called for an interview or is it done on selected cases based on individual factors?
2) When is it generally done? Prior to approval of your 485 or prior to the issue of your visa(GC).
3) Why is it done and what kind of questions can one expect during the interview?
Thanks
Lasantha
Can someone tell me about the final interview for the EB based GC process.
1) Does everyone get called for an interview or is it done on selected cases based on individual factors?
2) When is it generally done? Prior to approval of your 485 or prior to the issue of your visa(GC).
3) Why is it done and what kind of questions can one expect during the interview?
Thanks
Lasantha
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Manbir
06-26 06:26 PM
I am in need of this info and want to clarify my doubt. Please reply soon.
Both parents were in India and Indian Citizens by birth at the time of birth of their chidren in India. Birth of year for children is 1996 and 2000 (still minor). As such both children are Indian Citizens by birth.
If one or both the parents acquire foriegn (Canadian) citizenship and does not apply for Canadian citizenship for their children, does it affect Indian Citizenship of their minor children in that case? Will the children automatically loose their Indian Citizenship? or children can still be Indian citizens as they have not acquired foriegn citizenship, even if parents have acquired/renounced the Indian citizenship? (Parents have to write to Indian Consulate that they are renouncing their own Indian Citizenship due to acqusition of foriegn citizenship in order to get Indian Visa for themselves.)
This doubt originated due to information in Wikipedia under Citizenship Act of 1955, which has a clause which says "Renunciation is covered in Section 8 of the Citizenship Act 1955. If an adult makes a declaration of renunciation of Indian citizenship, he loses Indian citizenship. In addition any minor child of that person also loses Indian citizenship from the date of renunciation. When the child reaches the age of eighteen, he has the right to resume Indian citizenship. The provisions for making a declaration of renunciation under Indian citizenship law require that the person making the declaration be "of full age and capacity."
Regards,
Both parents were in India and Indian Citizens by birth at the time of birth of their chidren in India. Birth of year for children is 1996 and 2000 (still minor). As such both children are Indian Citizens by birth.
If one or both the parents acquire foriegn (Canadian) citizenship and does not apply for Canadian citizenship for their children, does it affect Indian Citizenship of their minor children in that case? Will the children automatically loose their Indian Citizenship? or children can still be Indian citizens as they have not acquired foriegn citizenship, even if parents have acquired/renounced the Indian citizenship? (Parents have to write to Indian Consulate that they are renouncing their own Indian Citizenship due to acqusition of foriegn citizenship in order to get Indian Visa for themselves.)
This doubt originated due to information in Wikipedia under Citizenship Act of 1955, which has a clause which says "Renunciation is covered in Section 8 of the Citizenship Act 1955. If an adult makes a declaration of renunciation of Indian citizenship, he loses Indian citizenship. In addition any minor child of that person also loses Indian citizenship from the date of renunciation. When the child reaches the age of eighteen, he has the right to resume Indian citizenship. The provisions for making a declaration of renunciation under Indian citizenship law require that the person making the declaration be "of full age and capacity."
Regards,
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Fl4SH'ER
04-19 01:22 AM
For man bacon!? Gross!
:lol: never tried it before ? You have no idea what you missed :) come to Romania once :lol:
Off topic:
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Off topic:
haha, post 333 ( i'm farking half way to Hell ) ;)
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mrajatish
03-28 09:45 AM
When does a bill come to floor - will any of the bills come to floor today?
aries22
07-18 09:16 AM
Are you saying client company will not pay for the expenses or it will not sponsor H1 visa? If the Client Company does not sponsor H1 visa, i do not think you an sponsor yourself.You can pay for your expenses if client company sponsors H1 visa.
Thanks for your reply.
I read that with a signed offer letter from the company we can transfer.If they give me the letter and not pay any expenses can I still transfer?
Thanks for your reply.
I read that with a signed offer letter from the company we can transfer.If they give me the letter and not pay any expenses can I still transfer?
ValleyCoolie
02-22 08:28 PM
This is going to be interesting.. Finally someone speeking about legal immigration..
The description says its about people getting their citizenship in time to vote. I doubt if they would talk about EB, backlogs, and the plight of honest-tax-paying H1B people.
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/index.html
The description says its about people getting their citizenship in time to vote. I doubt if they would talk about EB, backlogs, and the plight of honest-tax-paying H1B people.
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/index.html
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